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Krios Ahzek
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Posted - 2011.11.11 15:06:00 -
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Is there any chance of semi-public trasher fleets for the newbies who want to get in on the fun or am I going to have to organize that **** on my own? Softly schooling you one post at a time since 2011-10-27 |

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Posted - 2011.11.14 04:48:00 -
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Tyrone Cashmoney wrote:Helicity Boson wrote:http://www.machine9.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/hagV.jpg Somebody write a Helicity Boson / The Mittani erotic fan fiction already.
It has to be written as a dramatic Romeo and Juliet type story.
Act 1: The young and innocent lovers meet for the first time in Jita local channel. Since the station's atmosphere is not yet decontaminated for capsuleer consumption, our two heroes cannot yet walk in stations and consummate their love physically. As they wait for the opportunity, they live a platonic love story through their pod's communication systems.
Act 2: Helicity introduces The Mittani to the new black market boosters that induce a form of shared erotic arousal, but the activation trigger happens to be the ganking of hapless mining ships . The couple quickly becomes addicted to the feeling, starting their descent into the hell of dread piratery. There's a very cute scene after a brutix drop where they imitate a sad, drug-fueled kiss by slowly bumping their pods together in a cute fashion. At the end of Act 2, they are on the run from Concord; a famous criminal couple, The Bonnie and Clyde of New Eden, yet they are happy as never before. An artificial, booster-induced happiness, but happiness still.
Meanwhile, in his lair, the deadly jealous Prencleeve Grothsmore invents a dastardly plan to steal his true love away from the unworthy Boson and return him to the righteous path of highsec carebearing... I live, I post, I slay. I am content. |

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Posted - 2011.11.17 13:52:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:It has just occurred to me that Hulkageddon, while catchy, hasn't nearly the name recognition as Hulkamania. Since this is an event in EVE Online and doesn't actually exist anywhere, I wonder if it would be possible to steal and refurbish the label "Hulkamania," without legal repercussions to include being leg-dropped by Hollywood Hulk Hogan for the hubris.
I don't know milady, you don't want to tango with Vince McMahon. The man drives a mean business. I live, I post, I slay. I am content. |

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Posted - 2011.11.18 01:54:00 -
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Official soundtrack for those of us who will be doing this for the first time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VFaziz5vUA
Artillery - Trasher. I live, I post, I slay. I am content. |

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Posted - 2011.11.24 21:40:00 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:Oh great now I have to go and grind sec status.
Try podding someone... turns out the guides on the internets are outdated. It's not -1.5, it's more like -3.5 I live, I post, I slay. I am content. |

Krios Ahzek
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.11.30 20:31:00 -
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Is there an ingame channel for Hulkageddon? I'm bored and need a way to meet up with fellow destroyer pilots for out-of-season shenanigans. I live, I post, I slay. I am content. |

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Posted - 2011.11.30 22:45:00 -
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Krios Ahzek wrote:Is there an ingame channel for Hulkageddon? I'm bored and need a way to meet up with fellow destroyer pilots for out-of-season shenanigans.
Scratch that, all of you newbies join channel Alpha Flight in game.
Details available here https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=40104
Get to know each other and start sniping ships. I live, I post, I slay. I am content. Alpha Flight --á an open-source initiative for newbies looking for PVP. Join channel ''Alpha Flight'' in game https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=40104 |

Krios Ahzek
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Posted - 2011.12.04 21:40:00 -
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Mortis vonShadow wrote:How are getting the minerals? Isn't there some stigma on mining in general, and in hisec specifically? 
Scrap Metal Processing exists for a reason I live, I post, I slay. I am content. Alpha Flight --á an open-source initiative for newbies looking for PVP. Join channel ''Alpha Flight'' in game https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=40104 |

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Posted - 2011.12.08 16:43:00 -
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Weaselior wrote:As a friendly reminder to people; it can be annoying to hunt down hulks - but there's always botting macks in ice belts, and there's not a lot of ice belts so you're usually looking at 10-20 targets minimum (some smartbombable or brutix two-shotable for maximum kills!).
Find the ice belt, and you'll find a target. Sometimes there will be concord in the belts but you can find the Goonswarm guide to removing it (even multiple spawns).
You mean that the non-gallente ice belts are still pristine and chock full of ripe, unaware targets, as if your ice interdiction campaign happened in a parallel universe? The only warrior on this battlefield who isn't an alt.
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Posted - 2011.12.08 18:30:00 -
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Forum Fighter wrote: Shameful. This demands some attention from the ivory tower.
It's currently flooded with icelandic beer But there's one they fear...They are told he is forahkiin, FORUMBORN~ |

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Posted - 2011.12.09 21:53:00 -
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Jimmyhatt wrote:It's a competition. Short of the noobs trying to be baddies.. The real gankers are not going to help you. They will want the prizes..
I'm sure the real gankers are doing it for money and not for tears. I mean, throwing away multiple battlecruisers for a chance at winning some ISK is a perfectly sound business decision.
Ana K, I'm a newbie too, I'll message you in game when HAG starts. Skill up your destroyers, small artillery and small blasters. Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. |

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Posted - 2011.12.09 22:58:00 -
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Go for catalysts, right now with crap skills I get 3x the DPS with small blasters as opposed to artillery. If we can get a 10 man gang, then small artillery becomes a good choice for hulkbusting. Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. |

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Posted - 2011.12.10 01:36:00 -
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Ana K wrote:Thanks guys. I was going for Thrashers but I can cross train for Catalysts too. I'm not in it for the prizes; I don't have that much time. Just enough time though, to wreck some havoc.
Krios, please do message me. I'm interested in joining fleets once this starts. I saw earlier that you have a channel (Alpha Flight) which I joined.
I just don't really log in these days as it's finals season. I'm always in the channel when I'm online. The concept is basically that I honestly have no idea about what I'm doing, so let's learn TOGETHER.
Once you have destroyers 4 or 5, it's only a matter of training gallente frigate to 3 (which takes about no time at all) before you can use the catalyst. Then, small blasters to 4 or 5, thermodynamics and hybrid rigging to at least 1, weapon upgrades to 4-5. Gunnery to 4 and surgical strike to 3-4. Having electronics and engineering fitting skills to 5 also helps and you should get these ASAP.
I get a measly 335 overheated dps with a meta 1/2 fit catalyst but the ship is worth 2 million isk. Now we just need some hard, statistically sound data on the concord response time as a function of system security status, and we can figure out how many catalysts we need to gank a ship. Even if we're two, 670 dps should be enough for most sub-hulk ships. Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. |

Krios Ahzek
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Posted - 2011.12.10 01:41:00 -
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TLDR: Let's herd some cats. Cats with space-guns. Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. |

Krios Ahzek
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Posted - 2012.04.24 23:11:00 -
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Styth spiting wrote:"For every ten hulks/macks you kill AND send a congratulatory evemail, you will receive 100 MILLION isk."
It's going to be great when all the people who follow though with ganking indy ships realize they wont be getting payouts and realize they lost millions of isk in ships / modules. You know, because Goons would never scam, mislead or not follow though with these payouts.
In the end it will be great. Gankers will get screwed over, bots will be destroyed, the industry / market as a whole will be ruined for everyone besides Goons and a few smart indy folks.
Seriously: we are actually doing this. 100 million isk isn't that much for an alliance that reimburses 200m battleships by the hundreds.
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